TIAN

Age: 19
Location: New York City, New York
Occupation: College Student/Best Buy Employee

Konnichiwa, my name is Tian. While living the hard streets of New York City, I picked some skills along the way. That is speaking the language of the Fag Hag and for that I will say that describes me. I am a huge advocator on Gay Rights like Lady GaGa is but the bitch is just better because she can sing better than me. While listening to the Fame Monster, what I do in spare time is pretty much starts a dramatic debate while looking for something to do? Or pissing people off by destroying the English Language or in other words, create grammatical mistakes for laughs? Since, I have to wrap it up for this bio and you should always do when you have sex (Practice Safe Sex lolz) but here it goes. My name is Tian and I am 18 years old. When people first meet me, they think I am showing fakeness but I am not. I’m truly a nun waiting for the right Gay to pick me up let me be their Fag Hag. I hate Skype since it freezes up my computer and I can’t wait to see the Lady GaGa’s MONSTER BALL at RADIO CITYMUSIC HALL. I been saving up since 2008 but since I buying the $98 package deal I might be heading back to bankruptcy. Thank GAWD, I finally have a job and it make me see the ugly in people, at retail. Btw, never again, I would buy a camera because all my cameras are cursed with falling and being useless. In most of my pictures, I like doing weird faces because it shows character. Warning, please do not ask for any social interaction website since I hate them. I might do a twitter but it all start with overcoming my laziness. Toodles and let hope I gave a great expression.

1. What makes you angry and how do you deal with anger?

Well, what makes me angry is the conniving little Bitches that try to take me out because I’m supposedly play an OTTP/N game. I don’t disagree with them since I know that I can go the extreme and my split personalities but I’m not a target, right away. So pretty much, I just nip my rivals in bud; well evict them before they evict me.

2. Do you usually get along better with guys or girls?

Well, I do like girls more than guys but I noticed that girls just are threatened by me and for that my girl alliances always fail. Also, I noticed that guys (tend to be the heterosexual men) think that I am dumbass and want to used me while insult me behind my back so I’m not too fond of the penises either. Lastly, the homosexuals are likely nicer but they very snippy and tend to be females thinkers, with is take out the strong personality females, a la me.

3. Describe your perfect alliance partner.

Well my ideal alliance partner is pretty much someone that will be in incognito while working everyone minds. I know my ass will tend to be the outrageous and I need someone that won’t be outrageous like me; for instance two of me is like the first duo to be targeted and I can’t have that since I am me. I hope that makes sense. So in other words, I can say the opposite of me but with the same strategic prowess or better.

4. What stereotype would you give to yourself, explain why?

Well, I hate this stereotype but I can say the prissy Queen Bee. I am sorry but when I feel like I am royalty these in games, I should be treated like royalty because we all know the Queen Bee never win in the movies or the game but always the entertainment value in these games.