ANDII'S STORY

First off, I want to put a warning, this story is really retarded, so you might lose brain cells by actually taking the time to read it. (: And don't sue me if you do. Kk, <3.

Once upon a time a very serious Joey named Joe decided to get some of his closest friends together for a game of man hunt. As they all gathered around Joe the Joey went over a series of rules and marked out the boundaries. He didn’t allow any horseplay in his game and if there was he would just kick them out with his enormous feet sending them sailing. Joe wasn’t a force to be reckoned with. He was fierce.

First round started and Robert the rat, who didn’t care about sparing anyone’s feelings started to count to fifty. Everyone scattered as they heard him squeak the numbers out. As Robert turned around in the dark, he already knew who he wanted to find first. He quickly ran away from the light into the dark himself. Behind him he heard a couple of the animals making it safely to base, but he didn’t care, the ones he wanted weren’t there. He charged to the bottom of a huge oak tree as he saw Justin the Jaguar hiding up in the branches. Sneaky, Robert the rat raced to the top to tag Justin the Jaguar. A couple branches up he Robert the rat caught a glimpse of Ty the Toucan, who was casually chopping on some Fruit Loops.

Robert the rat rolled his eyes as he raced upwards to Ty the Toucan. Robert the rat reached out has he took a jumping leap to grab a feather from Ty’s tail. At this point, from the tree tops he saw Mack the moose running full focus towards him and Robert the rat jump out of the tree and on to the back of Mack the moose. Finally, everyone was gathered back at the base. The three that had been tagged played a causal game was rock, paper, and scissors, to see who would be joining Joe the Joey back at the base for the rest of the game. They all handle out their hands as Ty the toucan was the first to lose the game. He took a seat cussing up a storm that Robert the rat had even had the nerve to come after him with his dirty alliance.

Second round started and Lilly the Liger, who was one of the most talkative people you’ll ever meet, sat with her head down on the bench counting. She tapped her paw on the group as she was ready to get some revenge on taking Ty out. Tyler the tapeworm was right there with her on this one. Tyler and Lilly were pretty much separable since Tyler the tapeworm lived off of Lilly the Liger intestines. Lilly the Liger finally got to fifty as she looked up she could smell the scent that she would pick next. She ran towards a small bush as she saw Allan the anteater froze in pass pretty to be a pretty statue. Lilly the Liger just shook her head and smacked Allan the anteater across the face. Not far away, she could hear the little squeak of a dirty little rat. Robert the rat tried to squeeze pass Lilly the Liger, but she stepped on his tail to hold him in pass as she laughed. Lilly knew Andii the Ape would be close since she had already found Robert the rat and Allan the anteater. She twirled around as she held her head upwards, and felt something falling on her face. Andii the Ape was tossing confetti all round her. Lilly laughed at she leaped in the air to tag Andii to make her the third person.

Everyone went back to the base once again where this time Joe the Joey made them play a quick game of Pictionary. Tina the Ginger Turkey, who was an excellent drawer, had to be blindfolded and drew her little heart out, the last person to figure out what she was drawing, was to be taking their seat next to Ty the toucan. She drew a picture of the George Clooney eating a ham sandwich. This just happened to knock out Robert the rat because Andii the Ape knew a sexy human when she saw one and Allan couldn’t deny the fact he’d thought about Mr. Clooney once or twice.

The third round started, and this time Andii the Ape, who was such a friendly ape, always offering everyone her classic banana pie, set with her hairy beast like arms cupped over her eyes. She wasn’t sure how high she could really count, and lost track of what number she was at and set up. Andii the Ape scratched her head as she had heard of how close Lilly the Liger and Tyler the Tape worm were considering they shared the same body. She had also heard of how Evan the eagle had been said to have been working with them. With a banana in hand Andii climbed quietly into a great pine tree. She listened as she could see Lilly the Liger and Tyler the tapeworm sneaking out into the black of the night. Andii the Ape wasn’t very graceful at all because at that moment she lost her balance and fell out of the tree landing inches away from Lilly and Tyler. For the most part Lilly seemed concerned that Andii the ape had broke herself as Andii the ape slowly reached out and tagged them both. Andii the ape giggled and scratched her butt as she heard the sound of “crunch crunch crunch.” Less than twenty feet away was Evan the eagle, but he was doing something. Andii the Ape shook her disgust; he was munching on Jeremy the June bug. Andii quickly tried to replace Jeremy the June bug with a banana as she tagged Evan the Eagle. Andii the Ape was too late. Jeremy the June bug was dead and Mack the Moose was going to be heartbroken.

Everyone headed back as Joe the Joey had the next Lilly the Liger, Tyler the Tapeworm, and Evan the Eagle competed in who could do the motions to “I’m a Little Tea Cup,” the fastest leaving Tyler the Tapeworm out. They all took a quick pee break and came back for some small peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that Tina the Ginger Turkey had made.

The fourth round started as Evan the Eagle got blindfolded by Joe, Evan the Eagle was very laidback and chill about the whole game. He seemed to know actually what he wanted in the game and had his eye on the prize, but always kept his poker face on. He finally got to fifty as Joe the Joey took off his blindfold. He used his keen sense of sight in the dark to find who he planned on putting up. Evan the Eagle thought really hard about who he wanted to get out, finally he decided who. He raced downwards towards the ground sighting Mandy the Mouse and scooping her up in his huge claws. Mandy the Mouse squeaked loudly as Mandy wasn’t one for heights at all. Evan the Eagle kept circling in the air for his next victim he was going to tag. He finally spotted Jess the Jackal hopping on one foot because she couldn’t control her ADD. Evan the Eagle tagged her and threw Mandy the Mouse into the air to land carefully on Jess the Jackal head. As Lilly the Liger totally spazzed thinking Evan the Eagle was going after her crashed into Jess the Jackal causing Evan the Eagle to see her. He spooled back down to tag Lilly the Liger.

Once again, everyone was gathered at the base waiting to see what Joe the Joey would say that next short challenge would be of luck. Joe decided on making each one of them spin around until they were so dizzy they fell. The first person to fall was out of the challenge and this is where Jess the Jackal was lost. Jess the Jackal was known for her super big heart and her ability to be in 3485 places at once.

Some of the animals, which were benched were starting to get tired and were falling asleep on the bench, so Joe the Joey said if they were going to fall asleep and not drink the Starbuck coffee they could hit the road, which they all did because everyone is super scared of serious Joe. The next couple of rounds eliminated Lilly the Liger, who lost in a stare down contest with Mandy the Mouse and Andii the Ape. Lilly the Liger was certainly thinking about another Liger who she had been romping with. After that Mack the Moose, peaced out and lost against Allie the Alligator in a game of Mercy. Than Allan the Anteater left the game losing against Tracy the Turtle and Andii the Ape in a game of Never Have I ever.

Now at this point in the game, lines seemed to be looking clearer and being drawn. Even in the game of Man Hunt lines start to be seen as only one person ultimately wins the game. The next round Evan the Eagle was sent to count to again and as he reached fifty, he knew that he just wanted to go for Tracy the Turtle because he felt she needed to go because it was way past her bedtime. In a way you could say it was kind of thoughtful of him. Along the way of tagging Tracy the Turtle who was just putting along, he found Andii the Ape who was doing some crazy dance in the middle of the daisy field. Justin the Jaguar was trying to keep Andii the Ape out of trouble, but he was too late and ending up getting clawed by Evan the Eagle.

Heading back, we could all hear Joe the Joey talking overly loud about what his next great competition would be. We all set at a table with arm heads tied behind our backs, it was a game called Brain Freeze, in which we all had to be little piggies and eat ice cream like the fatties we are. Tracy the Turtle, ended up getting a brain freeze early into the game and was sent to sit next to Allan the Anteater. The next round went on a little differently because before hand Joe the Joey had everyone rank each other and the two lowest ranked were tagged. The two lowest scores ended up being Allie the Alligator and Evan the Eagle. The faced off in a short game of War, where Evan the Eagle was sent packing.

The game of Man Hunt continued and Justin the Jaguar quickly set his head down on the desk as the final three girls scattered. Andii the Ape was tried of hiding so far away from the base and she knew Justin the Jaguar wouldn’t come after her because they were a team, so she hid behind the closest tree she could. Justin the Jaguar lifted his head and headed in the opposite direction as Andii the Ape had been hiding. Andii the Ape jumped onto the base as she knew Justin the Jaguar would get Mandy the Mouse and Allie the Alligator. They both ran hard and fast, but no one was going out run Justin the Jaguar.

Joe the Joey took a deep breathe as he decided on what they should do for their competition. It was a jump off war. The would be jumping as fast and as hard as they could too Down by the Valley. Joe the Joey would be looking for the highest number of kisses the girls got from there crushes. The challenge was tense as they both started jumping and the numbers went higher. Neither one wanted to give up, but it was almost like to happen in slow motion. The rope barely hit Mandy the mouse tiny foot and she took a great fall downwards. Mandy the Mouse shrugged and walked over to the bench.

The final task for the Man Hunt game wasn’t Man Hunt at all, but a stressful game of H-O-R-S-E in the dark. The game started off strong for all the players, but in the end Justin the Jaguar came out victorious and both Andii the Ape and Allie the Alligator fates were up to him. He decided to choose the person he had been working with during everything and of course took Andii the Ape.

Andii the Ape and Justin the Jaguar still there waiting to hear what would happen next as everyone set with their erase boards taking an over all vote on what would happen. Everyone comes to a decision and the winner is…………..