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Oh.my.heck.  Another season of Secrecy???

Oh btw, HI, I'm Lisa, and I co-won that whole first season dealy thing
with my lovely co-winner EVA :)  Wait, you all realli want to play?
OMG NO RUN AWAY DONT GO IN DA HOUSE IT IS A TRAP RUN RUN

j/k hehe PREDICTION TIME

Angela looks like the typical "motherly" type that you find in games.
She's also a lunch lady who likes to make out!  Very um...interesting?
 She seems sweet enough, but I think she may just be used as a pawn
and discarded about halfway through.

Onto Chad...

First of all I don't want to hear about where you did things.  I HAVE
VIRGIN EARS N EYEZ U KNOW  Gawd, some people never got the talk and
now I'm scarred for life k thnx.  Mmmm, Battle Royale is a great
movie, and GAME (<3 it linds).  The film school thing though...and
just the way he looks reminds me of this creepy kid from my high
school that used to try to stalk me.  OMG STALKER GO AWAY J/k lolz

Okay Clayton, first of all, I don't believe your secret.  Boys LIE!
That's what my mommy always told me.  You probably skinny dipped in
your bathtub, but, please, that's as far as you got.  Awwww I love
your major.  Social work!  That's so sweet and caring.  K I'm tearing
up ::sniffle:: Though that may only be a cover and you are secretly
EVUL in dis game.  Hmmm I still lyke u tho if you do kk

Erin just seems like the stereotypical popular chick.  She's super
into school, friends, and everything else.  This can get her far, but
people might take her out if she gets too popular.

JAY omgosh you wrote about me now I write about you CRAZINESS!1!!!!
So, k, you're annoying and rude, but "you've heard" you're a great
person?  Uh oh, does that mean people think you are but you're really
secretly plotting behind their backs? Hmmm...

Eri...I mean Jillian :)  HI!!!  You seem just like Erin.  Same
"everybody's friend" personality but do you have the game to back it
up?  I mean, it's okay to go in and try to be everyone's friend, but
after a while, that just won't work.  I WAZ IN NHS TOO OMGosh!1!!!

Lindsey...a KFC protest?  May I ask why?  Why not Mcdonald's?  They
are the true EVULNESS OF THE FAST FOOD WORLD!  KFC has popcorn
chicken, so you stay away, and don't you talk about protesting to get
rid of my popcorn chicken again or i'll call up KIRSTY ALLEY AKA TEH
FAT ACTRESS 2 EVICT U  She luvs da food and protestin food makes her
mad

Megs...hm.  From what I remember of Megs she is very nice, but is
quick to pull a move on you if you don't watch out.  They should be
careful of her, and not let her slip by or feel "bad" for targetting
her.  Otherwise, she'll make it far or *gasp* WIN OMG LOOK She iz usin
the daisee 2 HYPNOTIZE U LOOK AWAY OMGOSH DONT DO IT

Mike, okay, you luv reading!  See, thats the sign of a good guy, or,
to me anyway,  reading is fun!!  I really like that you're competitive
and won't give up.  I hope you win OMG k

Awwww it's Monique!  She's sooo sweet and awesome okay, everyone let
her win please!  She's also a lawyer, so she can probably outtalk
anyone in an argument. Goooo Monique!

PJ!!  OMGOSH  I <3 me some PJ, and he knows he rawks my sawks k  He's
a great player when he tries for it, so I hope he makes it super far,
and wins!!  Gooo PJ :)

SCOTT okay, first of all, PLEASE CUT YOUR HAIR.  My brother went for
that whole hard rocker look and it just made him look stupid before we
forced him to cut it.  Trust me, it doesn't look mysterious and kewl,
it just makes you trip over the curb and fall into the street and
DIE!!!  And I don't want you to die so CUT TEH HAIR PLS.  13 though?
Something tells me he won't have the right mindset to make it far in
the game.  He'll probably say too much and make himself a target early
on and be an early eviction.  WATCH HIM WIN NOW lolz

Steph!  Your middle name is SO pretty, my friend's mom's daughter's
name is Michaela and I always loved it.  So no need to keep it secret
because it's beautiful :)  You look like the nice girl with an edge,
and I like that k

TYLER WE ARE NOT ON DA BACHELOR PLS GET OUT OF DA TUX PLS  Awww how
cute, you're hopelessly in love!  I'm assuming she doesn't know
because you're um..single?  You should soooooo tell her k.  No use in
loving someone forever who doesn't know you do.  Also, writing rawks,
I luv it too.

PREDICTION TYMEEEEEE

First Boot: Scott, you just seem like someone who is young and will
rub everyone the wrong way early on with your naivete.  See if u cut
ur hair for da fast forward u woulda survived but u didn't kk lern ur
lesson betta luck next tyme!

Winner: Joe, becuz he seems to kno everything about dis game i think
he may win it!

THE APRENTICE: DR. PhiL - He iz VERI caring and nice I think he has
wut it takes!